They were never, in fact, homeless.

pizza-zz:

instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

nointerrruption:

do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re just gonna be coasting having friends but no best friends and working at an average level and just being nothing

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…

And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’

You’d lick it?

…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them