why is this so hard
someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
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thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?
Now I have.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop