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My name is Danni, last I checked I was female.
- I mostly reblog things and try to be funny.
- I curse lots.
- This is mostly a Supernatural, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who (mostly Nine) blag, but with all kinds of stuff that doesn't have a classification. It's a smörgåsbord! Also, Pokémon.
I'm pretty much the biggest derp you'll ever meet,
let's be friends!

facts-i-just-made-up:

assentarsi:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

how would his writing be based on an event that killed him? care to explain, liar???

Firstly, how dare you call me, a fact blog, a liar? Fact blogs on tumblr have been an institution of truth since 1908.

And I’d be happy to explain- Lewis Carroll often worked as a ghostwriter. Duh…

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jenimation:

"The Glow Cloud does not need to converse with us. It does not feel as we tiny humans feel. It has no need for thoughts or feelings of love. The Glow Cloud simply is.

All hail the mighty Glow Cloud.

Game of Thrones house sigils 

dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:

  • biscuit crumbs everywhere
  • distant sobbing sounds
  • sound of someone falling over in another room

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

so like

unpopular opinion time

i fucking LOVE cersei

she’s a crazy twat

but she’s strong

and manipulative

and takes no shit from anyone

i just

???????

A coworker and I were talking about this story that was in the newspaper on saturday. Apparently some dude set fire to a tree “because the holy spirit told him to”.
But seriously, can you imagine that conversation?
"Burn that tree down."
"Why?"
"Cuz I said so."
"But there’s a squirrel in that tree! I thought you cared about all living creatures!"
"That squirrel is a dick."
If I were a deity I would do that kinda shit all the time.
"Do it! Do it for the vine!"
"But Goddess…"
"No buts! It’ll be great, trust me."

showtheworld2me:

passionandmyself:

drunk-in-love17:

♡♥♡

I promise

risewiththefall10
tags:
#personal

divpotterdemitributebender:

calmunderwater:

And remember that I love you even at my worst.

this

now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong”

and they can finally leave me the fuck alone

(Source: waiting-to-sleep)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

okaywowcool:

heels i’d get married in

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

tags:
#interesting
Anonymous sent:

Wasn't Quetzalcoatl basically a godly feather boa?

monarobot:

iguanamouth:

sit your butt down quetzalcoatl was one of my favorite mythological deities when i was younger lets talk about this thing

its a mesoamerican god whose name translates to feathered serpent in several mayan languagues (most notably nahuatl) who originated from between 400-600 ce as a main figure in a religion known as cholula, although it didnt gain its name until a while later

in aztec culture it was credited with the creation of mankind, and as it had the power of flight, was a symbol for wind and represented the boundry between earth and sky. it was also the patron god of the priesthood, bringing knowledge to the devout (it symbolized other things as well, but the mythology changed as it was passed through different cultures)

it also had different forms, notably ehacatl, who was the aspect of quetzalcoatl that represented the wind

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but of course, its more recognized appearance is

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theres actually a lot of feathered serpents that appear throughout mesoamerican history, although not all of them are confirmed to be quetzalcoatl. its interesting to note that the first representations of the god are completely serpentine, and its only as the myth progresses that it gains human features and the ability to take an anthropomorphic form

quetzalcoatl is ALSO the name of a fake looking red and green bird with insanely long tail feathers

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and quezalcoatlus is the name of a pterosaur with a ridiculous body and weird ass head

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boop doop and now you know

^^^

Alright this is great but I’m going to add some stuff because it’s neat and you need to know it because this shit is interesting but also confusing as fuck I swear:

Náhuatl is not a Maya language, it was actually spoken by the people known as the Aztecs (Also known as the “Mexica”).

The Maya are more ancient and had their own separate language, they came to speak hundreds of dialects, the root is commonly just called “maya”, tho. 

The name of that bird is actually just “Quetzal”, from the náhuatl quetzalli, which can be translated to “covered in feathers” or “tail covered in feathers” (“cōātl” means “serpent”, hence quetzalcōātl’s name).

As you said there are several feathered serpents, Quetzalcoatl is an Aztec deity:

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Kukulkán, for example, is a far more ancient deity, it’s also related to the wind, thunder and rain. “Kukulkán” is a maya deity (k’ukulk’an: k’u’uk’um"feather" and kaan "serpent"), it’s also present in olmec and toltec culture, and it might have been where Quetzalcoatl came from, it’s often depicted as a serpent with its mouth open with a person emerging from inside. Wtf but awesome.

Either way the feathered serpent seemed to be hugely important all through mesoamerican history and became very widespread, each deity has different attributes depending on where they are (water and rain vs the sun and so on), quetzalcoatl did become hugely important all over.

Bonus thing: This is one confusing but amazing thing about mesoamerican deities, if they represent water, for example, they are not just “god of rain” or something like that, they are “the very rain that touches the earth and is absorbed, and also underground water in caves and moisture”, they have incredibly specific attributes and there is not just a single deity per thing ever.

and finally the Quetzalcoatlus is amazing and one of my favorites ever, just look at this huge dork:

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I want to ride it forever.

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#omg
#birb

willow-wanderings:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

notcuddles:

xubuntuthedragon:

rooksss:

salmonmun-and-switchblademuse:

HELP I’M DYING

THE NOISES IT MAKES WHEN IT EATS

UGH

AWWW BABY ; 0 ;

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What a great muppet

what

"AAAHHHHNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!"