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They were never, in fact, homeless.
My name is Danni, last I checked I was female.
- I mostly reblog things and try to be funny.
- I curse lots.
- This blog is my collection of funny text posts and pictures of snakes.
- However, I might post something fandom-y every so often. I'm into Game of Thrones now so expect a lot of that.

I'm pretty much the biggest derp you'll ever meet,
let's be friends!

melkior:

send hELP

so there’s the skinny

i’m looking at an apartment tomorrow

and on wednesday

i’m going to dinner

with my grandpa and my new grandma

so i can beg $1k off of them

for said apartment (or whatever apartment i’ll be getting)

and

i

am

FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

WHAT DO I SAY

"okay here’s the deal i need money pls i’ll pay u back i swear"

shit shit fuck

I have the cliche ‘struggling actor’ story. I was waiting tables in New York, went out to L.A. soon after graduation to get some jobs, but it didn’t work out. I wanted to cut my teeth in professional theater, so I came back to New York. It made my journey a longer one, but I really wanted to excel in the theater.

(Source: markoruffalo)

questiun:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

(Source: 6ee)

ampersandsblog:

subbysal:

badjade:

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northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

(Source: jocelynejunker)

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

(Source: slugzone)

tags:
#a milk

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: turrible)

(Source: stereksmayhem)

superbestfriendsplayconfessions:

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frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(Source: memewhore)

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher