Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
Sunshine (2007) - Dark days are coming.
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Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
OKAY i need suggestions
i’m making a vest for my niece’s birthday (she’ll be 13 in october)
and she’s super preppy, loves pink and katy perry, and is a junior broncos cheerleader
she kept complimenting me on my vest when i last saw her so i thought it’d be a cool gift
what should i put on it?
i know i wanna do like pink leopard print accents and a broncos patch
but idk what else
anyone have any ideas?
it’s been almost a year since my uncle killed himself
and i am currently breaking down
someone hold me
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."
I did meet a fake geek girl once.
We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.
We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.
I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.
Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.
This story was a riot from start to finish.
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.