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They were never, in fact, homeless.
My name is Danni, last I checked I was female.
- I mostly reblog things and try to be funny.
- I curse lots.
- This blog is my collection of funny text posts and pictures of snakes.
- However, I might post something fandom-y every so often. I'm into Game of Thrones now so expect a lot of that.

I'm pretty much the biggest derp you'll ever meet,
let's be friends!

also on top of everything i’ve got cramps

i give up

there is no break to be caught

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

(Source: swag420yolo)

(Source: blahblahsimplebuteffective)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

I don’t want to be right

(Source: powerburial)

(◕‿◕☭) comradely reminder

(Source: commiewave)

" One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did "
—Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)

(Source: satanss-mistress)

Had a dream about him just now
“The thing about the level of understanding we have is that breaking up is probably not gonna happen because we get each other”
lol

Tryna take care of myself tonight

I finally figured it out - how to explain how I think since the ordeal.
Say you dive underwater and you open your eyes. You can see things but they’re hella distorted. You can still almost make out what they are; a pair of legs, a fishie, whatever.
That’s how I think. I can have something presented to me, but anymore everything is distorted and I can’t quite understand any of it. I can almost make out what’s going on. Almost. Thinking is so much harder now, and if I’m asked something that I have to give any amount of thought to, my brain short-circuits.
Things that were menial are now insurmountable obstacles.
I say “I don’t know” a lot now when asked things
It sounds like I’m avoiding the question but I honestly can’t give an answer
And it is so so /so/ frustrating because I can’t hold a conversation anymore and everything is so much harder now
I think I have brain damage
:/

tags:
#how
#doge

(Source: parakavka)

byericacameron:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Ho-ly shit. I would gut my house and invest in all-glass ceilings if we had a sky like that.

cosmic-philanthropy:

tal-yadin:

myresin:

starkblackmagic:

theforecastisblue:

Sea Monsters [LDN-RDNT]

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

This is terrifying

This is why the open see is fucking terrifying! I mean, we have NO IDEA what kind of shit is down there!!!! There could be a bloddy civilization in there for all we know. HOW IS THAT NOT SCARY AS FUCK????

"There’s always a bigger fish."
- Qui-Gon Jin

(Source: whalearentyouclever)

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.