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They were never, in fact, homeless.
My name is Danni, last I checked I was female.
- I mostly reblog things and try to be funny.
- I curse lots.
- This blog is my collection of funny text posts and pictures of snakes.
- However, I might post something fandom-y every so often. I'm into Game of Thrones now so expect a lot of that.

I'm pretty much the biggest derp you'll ever meet,
let's be friends!

stargates:

why is this so hard

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

thejudge:

kaname-madoka:

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ MEME FRIED DINNER ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノຈ༽ FRIEヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ D FRENCH MEME NUGGETヽ༼ຈل͜༼ຈຈ༽ノ

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

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nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

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realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

Plays: 116,043 plays

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen