witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

livefortherisk:

it’s like it’s saying, “HUMAN! HUMAN! THIS IS WET. THIS APPEARS TO BE VERY WET. HUMAN! MY FEET ARE ALSO WET. IT IS WET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO.

NO PICTURES PLEASE.”

(Source: oneisdone)

samiferist:

Hannibal AU
↳ Will Graham as Persephone, Queen of the Underworld

“Seems that I have been held,
in some dreaming state
A tourist in the waking world,
never quite awake
No kiss, no gentle word
could wake me from this slumber
Until I realised that it was you who held me under
Felt it in my fists, in my feet,
in the hollows of my eyelids
Shaking through my skull,
through my spine and down through my ribs”

(Source: justinrripley)

His associations came at the speed of light. His value judgments were at the pace of a responsive reading. They could never keep up and direct his thinking. He viewed his own mentality as grotesque but useful, like a chair made of antlers.

There was nothing he could do about it.

(Source: bericdondarrion)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

WHAAAT

(Source: aerisoul)

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

(Source: shibaconfessions2)

thiefree:

exo-skeletal:

ibuprofanum:

Armor leggings

oh.

Ggghhhhh

funnywildlife:

jaguar Inaja 20 jaar artis IMG_0264 by j.a.kok on Flickr.

Beautiful black jaguar

castielofasgard:

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.

(Source: nataliesdormers)

tv show meme: 1/5 tv shows