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They were never, in fact, homeless.
My name is Danni, last I checked I was female.
- I mostly reblog things and try to be funny.
- I curse lots.
- This blog is my collection of funny text posts and pictures of snakes.
- However, I might post something fandom-y every so often. I'm into Game of Thrones now so expect a lot of that.

I'm pretty much the biggest derp you'll ever meet,
let's be friends!
My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

stillnotfinished:

backed hard

(Source: fattyonfire)

paiganism:

outfit from today! ACCESSORIES CAN totally MAKE IT OR BREAK IT and today they made it bc this dress is such a lazy dress for me, hahaha. /w\ it’s been a good day though and i’m feeling prety cool about things and very lucky to be able to rock all these cute accessories to school this semester!

tooth brooch: sleepybat
crisis heart ring: noveltiq
dino necklace: noveltiq
venus pin: the writer in the tardis
bow: trash queen
sweater: rosegal
dress: target from probably 3 years ago lmfao
tags:
#p much

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

girls don’t want boys girls want free video games

tags:
#yeeeeessss

multipleskarosis:

Whiskey and psychobilly is the way to go

tags:
#OH MY GOD
#buns

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

tags:
#personal
#my face

i tried to take a cute ass selfie but then i realized my flash was on

tags:
#p much
the year according to tumblr
january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus
You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns)

putting aveeno on my belly scar because no one wants a scaly belly button

so jack fucked his back all up and he’s resting

which means no GotG

which ALSO means 18g of kratom in my future

goodbye friends it was nice knowing you

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae
tags:
#doge

nidaleefanclub:

*dog accent* yes how may help

(Source: petapeta)