so there’s the skinny
i’m looking at an apartment tomorrow
and on wednesday
i’m going to dinner
with my grandpa and my new grandma
so i can beg $1k off of them
for said apartment (or whatever apartment i’ll be getting)
FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
WHAT DO I SAY
"okay here’s the deal i need money pls i’ll pay u back i swear"
shit shit fuck
I have the cliche ‘struggling actor’ story. I was waiting tables in New York, went out to L.A. soon after graduation to get some jobs, but it didn’t work out. I wanted to cut my teeth in professional theater, so I came back to New York. It made my journey a longer one, but I really wanted to excel in the theater.
romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw
…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.
good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude
- *australian voice* mate
- *cowboy voice* partner
- *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
So I put this as one of the backgrounds
Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this
Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and
You are playing a dangerous game.
You are the best kind of teacher